Joke author and book titles

Charles dickenss library, for example, included the nonsense volumes. Inappropriate the list including its title or description facilitates illegal activity, or contains hate speech or ad hominem attacks on a fellow goodreads member or author. Whether intentionally funny or just completely oblivious, here are some of the worst book titles youve ever seen some of the people who wrote these funny book titles might have been absentminded and out of touch, but it could also have to do with changing. List the name of the editor as the primary author with role editor. Below are listed a large number of book title puns, sorted according to authors last name. Fiction, non fiction, anything that makes the reader laugh and smile. Spam or selfpromotional the list is spam or selfpromotional. You could probably open a dictionary, point to a random word, and have a passable title for a book i just tested this claim and got arrows, hash, and photoautotroph, but two out of three aint bad. Funny book titles to make you laugh, snort, and cringe. These funny book titles are all made up of course but theyre sure to get you giggling. Theres a reason that book puns show up on fun tshirts, tote bags, and mugs.

If you have hired in the past landscape gardeners for projects that ended up costing you tens of s of dollars then that other alternative is to make it effortlessly from right here your way simply because, in the finish and without this information, projects usually value far more and took longer than anticipated. Ive taken many of our name puns and some others, and created name pun author jokes where the title of the book relates to the authors name in a humorous way. Many of these are pretty lame, so if you have any improvements, send them along. Inside stories about sierra online and leisure suit larry. May 08, 2009 secret doors in the libraries of private clubs and stately homes are often camouflaged with fake bookbacks, the spines of which are traditionally embossed with absurd titles. Last week we talked about the importance of having an aesthetically appealing book cover, and how a homemade cover can be a death sentence for your book luckily, titles are harder to screw up. Knightly twenty years on the saddle by major bumsore dirty walls. Book title jokes funny book names joke book titles story. I have pasted together the following history of the world from certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the united states, from eighth grade through college level. Humorously related to the funny names, these titleauthor puns are sure to amuse. Though we have no clue how many copies books like fancy coffins and goodbye testicles sold, were pretty sure their titles made more buzz than the content. Advantageous by benny fishall a history of welsh comedians by dai laffyn advantageous by benny fishall am i. The title of a book is important, and it can take on a few forms. Name puns and funny name tags,book puns and celebrity puns.

Horrible histories is a series of illustrated history books published in the united kingdom by scholastic, and part of the horrible histories franchise. Though we have no clue how many copies books like fancy coffins and goodbye testicles sold, were pretty sure their titles made more buzz than the content inside. Download it once and read it on your kindle device, pc, phones or tablets. Theyre great for libraries, for teachers, and for other book lovers who want to find clever, catchy ways to draw attention to books and reading. With that in mind, here are the ten best book titles to get a reader stoked. You can pick between fantasy, crime, mystery, romance, or scifi. Read funny book titles from the story random jokes by screaminbloodymurder grace with 5,637 reads. Funny book titles and authors names lighter side of transinterp.

Mar 30, 2015 last week we talked about the importance of having an aesthetically appealing book cover, and how a homemade cover can be a death sentence for your book. It can be straightforward and explain what the book is about. Those given to me may be altered to some degree to, imho, improve them, but all submissions will be duly credited. A book s total score is based on multiple factors, including the number of people who have voted for it and how highly those voters ranked the book. Humorously related to the funny names, these title author puns are sure to amuse. If you dont believe me, look up first hundred million by editor e.

Capable men have large poop i am not exactly sure what sort of a stance they are taking in this book. Below are listed a large number of book title puns, sorted according to author s last name. In other cases its the combination of title and author that brings a smile to our face, for instance by forestry by teresa green. Did you know that many of the people on our site are authors. Richard lederer, st pauls school one of the fringe benefits of being an english or history teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay. We rounded up some of the funniest book titles we could find. You could probably open a dictionary, point to a random word, and have a passable title for a book i just tested this claim and got arrows, hash, and. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp. Many of these are pretty lame, so if you have any improvements. Funny book titles to make you laugh, snort, and cringe book riot.

This handout teaches your students how to make funny puns using book titles and author names that should make you laugh. He explains that changing just the book title can rocket a book from selling 6,000 copies a year to 50,000 copies a year. Of course i think ive made up about half of these, but theyve probably all been done before. Whether intentionally funny or just completely oblivious, here are some of the worst book titles youve ever seen. If a title is interesting, most readers are quick to become intrigued, eager to delve in. Theophilus punoval theft and robbery by andy tover things to cook meat in by stu potts things to do at parties. Book puns are not only good for a laugh or an eye roll. Heres 8 funny book titles with their puntastic authors. Amidst a tangled web we used to think these up in third grade and the great thing about them is that i still think theyre funny now. Population explosion by that famous chinese author, we fuckem young.

Funny titles of books that were never written with good reason. The lion pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. If a title is drab and unexciting, some readers may expect the book to be the same and lose interest. Daft authors and book titles mumblingnerds mumbling blog. Book title generator the ultimate bank of 10,000 titles. Actual questions asked of librarians libary jokes and oneliners the 10 shortest books ever written top 10 forbidden library titles for children funny library rules two short, clean, silly, funny, library jokes actual questions asked of librarians.

It contains hundreds of book titles with humorous name pun authors. It can be mysterious, encouraging readers to want to discover more by picking up the book. Generate a random story title thats relevant to your genre. A good book title can mean the difference between a bestseller and a lifeless shelfdweller. However, there are some that stop you in your tracks and make you wonder, what in the world were they thinking.

Some of the people who wrote these funny book titles might have been absentminded and out of touch, but it could also have to do with changing word use in the english language. Running to the toilet by ivor poo, willie makeit and betty wont wanking by paul backskin bubbles in the bath by ivor wynn d. Although it is said you should never judge a book by its cover, some of these titles are just too intriguing not to. Book puns, a humor site featuring funny book titles and name pun authors. How to create brilliant book titles with examples bookfox. The reason you dont split the party in coc is that its an opportunity for the keeper to do terrible, terrible things to. Ive been told not to judge a book by its cover, but when the cover has a title like reusing old graves, its hard not to. Page 1 page 2 page 3 page 4 page 5 page 6 page 7 page 8 page 9. Theophilus punoval theft and robbery by andy tover. The reason you dont split the party in coc is that its an opportunity for the keeper to do terrible, terrible things to you, and then send you back to the party.

He explains that changing just the book title can rocket a book from selling 6,000 copies a year to 50,000 copies a year in this post im going to give you a list of great book titles, but im also going to. Making puns using book titles and authors by happyedugator. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we. Jan 07, 2019 funny book titles catch your attention. Book titles jokes find our set of funny book title jokes below. Worldcat is an excellent various is the correct author for any book with multiple unknown authors, and is acceptable for books with multiple known authors, especially if not all are known or the list is very long over 50. With deep sense of humor and gratitude in my heart, i sincerely thank dr moon for helping me cure my parkinson disease. Ive taken many of our name puns and some others, and created name pun author jokes where the title of the book relates to the author s name in a humorous way. If you would like to submit a joke, or know who wrote one on these pages. Advantageous by benny fishall a history of welsh comedians by dai laffyn advantageous by benny fishall am i bothered. The canonical list of punny book titles compiled by harold reynolds. Sep 21, 2011 15 most ridiculous book titles ever if youve ever strolled down the aisles of your local book store, you are well aware that not every book title on the shelves is a gem.

Daily babys revenge by nora titoff rusty bedsprings by i. Resistance persistence meating expectations the causes of. Some titles are innately ridiculous, for example i was tortured by the pygmy love queen. Find below over 40 hilarious, cringeworthy, and funny book titles. This site contains hundreds of book titles with humorous name pun authors. Spread the humour funny library jokes funny library jokes book lovers need never go to bed alone.

True, and wait until you see the titles of their books. Oct 08, 2017 these funny book titles are all made up of course but theyre sure to get you giggling. Silly book titles silly book titles there are several ways to view the topic of silly book titles. The books are written by terry deary, peter hepplewhite, and neil tonge, and illustrated by martin brown, mike phillips, phillip reeve, and kate sheppard the first titles in the series, the terrible tudors and the awesome egyptians, were. Have fun with this collection of funny book title jokes. A selection of jokes and oneliners from the last ten years of the edinburgh fringe.

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